Jokes
The Blonde and the Truck Driver One day, a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck, the truck driver made her pull over into the parking lot and get out of the car. He took out a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and to not step out of the circle. Furious he went over to her car and slashed her tires. The blonde started laughing. This mad the man more furious so he smashed her windsheild. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what is so funny. The blonde giggles and replies "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!!!" How do you drown a blonde- put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the a swimming pool!! How do you drown a blonde-put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool!!
Yo Mama Jokes (This is just for fun-do not take it seriously) Yo mama is so fat she walked past the t.v. and we missed five shows!! Yo mama so skinny when she wore a yellow dress she looked like a number 2 pencil!! Yo mama is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost!!!! Yo mama is so stupid i saw her yelling in an envelope and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail!!!! Yo mama is so old she went to school and there was no history!!!!! Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the boogeyman out of bisnist!!! yo mama is so ugly she made blind kids cry!!!! Yo mama is so stupid she bought a donut and she took it back because it had a hole in it!!!!! Yo mama is so hairy when you was born you got rugburn..